Eamonn Sweeney: This year’s football championship is already a failure

MISSING: Gardaí are appealing for information as to the whereabouts of The All-Ireland Senior Football Championship. He is 137 years old, usually wears a Dublin or Kerry jersey and sometimes goes by the name of ‘Sam’. He failed to keep an appointment in April, hasn’t been seen since last July and may be in a confused state. Anyone with information as to his whereabouts may wish to contact the GAA, Croke Park, Dublin 3. The GAA say they’re not very concerned about his wellbeing.